Mind your language

Have you gone for an English class as an adult?

I have! And I had thoroughly enjoyed it just because it was competitive! Yeah I know, so kiasu right - but hey I'm attending an ENGLISH class for adults alright! It's got to make me feel the very least interested!

So, what did I get out of that session, really?

Well this can’t seem to leave my head.It cracks me up whenever I think of it.

One fine day on an airplane, the passengers were served fishballs. As part of the air stewardess's job, she had to bend down to maintain eye level with the passenger who so happened to be a 'mat salleh', to ask him which sauce he preferred to go with the fishballs.

This was how she asked while looking intensely into his eyes “Sir, may I sauce your balls?”

She lost her job the next day. Mind you it’s a true story.